Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Not having a ball lately

So I can't resume any training until at least 7/4 due to my recent medical "procedure", so I was laying out whats next on the list of races I have for the summer. I noticed that my next race is the GraniteMan sprint triathlon on 8/6/2011. That only gives me 5 weeks to prep. I should mention that I haven't rode my real bike at all this year (other than the trainer a few times) or swam 1 lap since February. I'm hoping that my marathon training will carry over a little bit, but I'm not entirely worried about it. The rest of this summer's events are for fun only.

The pic below is about as accurate a depiction of how the medical procedure felt  as I could find. I apologize if this is a little graphic, but what can say, the truth hurts. I should have gotten a better health care plan.

Vasectomy Clinic

8 comments:

  1. LOL little graphic!...how are the bag or bags of frozen peas? Did you get time off from work at least? I might have the same done...but in 8 years maybe, still undecided on a 3rd kid.

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  2. Bahahaha....that's crazy...I just got 'done' a few weeks ago too. We should like...celebrate or something? Maybe sit around, eat Jello and watch the Notebook. I'm feeling a bit better the past few days and I'm looking to slowly, carefully, ever-so-gently ramp up the training starting next week. I'll let you know how it goes. hang in there. Or...ummm...don't...keep em' tight to you.

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  3. ...thank goodness for health care in Canada. My guy used a laser. no stitches or anything. he could've prolly fixed my eyes with that thing too...but I didn't want to be cock-eyed.

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  4. ...holy SH**...the 'word verification' for my last comment was "sperms" i kid you not.

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  5. I'm down with a movie and Jello, how about a romantic comedy? "kid you not", pun intended? I should move to Canada, I'm stitched up like a bag of marbles. I think he used a rusty spoon and a zippo.

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  6. Everything Q just shared had me rolling...

    Sorry 'bout your procedure. There are good doctors and bad doctors at this. I used to work for a group of urology guys and there was one who had the magic touch...that guy was BUSY - no one wanted anyone but him...understandably...that's some important junk they're working with ;-)

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  7. ps. my word verification was miener...rhymes with wiener. Sorry...couldn't resist.

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